Posted on Sunday, 24 March |
“This offer will be standing, all you’ve gotta do is call. Don’t be afraid to knock on the door…” Dig this song so much
Posted on Sunday, 7 October |
Ladies, I give you the theme song to my latest romance. The lyrics are perfectly suited to my reunion story.
Why do girls wear cute shoes that make their feet bleed? It’s like putting a zombie in a tuxedo— It’s still disgusting.
Posted on Thursday, 30 August |
Posted on Friday, 24 August |
These guys as aliens? No way, they’re all American Teenage Mutant…um, Ninja… Turtles. Plus, “turtles on the half-shell, alien power” is rhythmically dissonant.
No one cares #whatsonyourfeet (Taken with Instagram)
Posted on Thursday, 9 August |
Read this because a figurative ass whipping is one of the most edifying things that can happen to us. It wakes us up, corrects us, and sets us on a new path. Read this because the old guy in the coffee shop can change your life (and may have changed the world).